MURDER IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT

Too Much To Watch; Not Enough Time

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

thebritishdeer:

temporalwalker:

Why does Arin look like he’s about to drop the R&B album of the century?

(Source: ninjasexfarty)

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

American-Made Anime From Rooster Teeth Gets Licensed In Japan   

motherof-kittens:

"This is the first time any American-made anime has been marketed to Japan"

I’m so proud of Rooster Teeth I could cry.

"That doesn’t make it an anime!!11one"
-every annoying “nerd” on the planet.

(Source: kittenkhaleeesi)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

Current Life Goals:
-Finish upgrading and get into university
-Find own place; alone
-[Prove] independence
-Successful relationship with desired person (nearly hopeless)
-License (highest chance to accomplish)
-Acquire mental stability
Immortality via Web (impossible?)

autism-powers:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

Girls: famous for it’s hugely-talented writing

poco-loki:

sebastians-pierced-penis:

steven-stone:

ouran high school FIGHT CLUB

KISS KISS FUCK SHIT UP

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caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.
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caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

korrastyle:

Zuko — Still Awkward 70 Years Later

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:



According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.




Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

ttheshindigg:

You can’t control the Prince Of All Saiyans.

puella magi madoka magica + text posts

(Source: tamsindennis)

pleatedjeans:

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tycho-science:

This is entirely too much